Monty Python RPG: Coconut Dice Roller

Two officially empty halves of coconut for use exclusively with Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme. Suitable for dice rolling and vole incarceration. Not to be used for silly "horsey-go" noise-making.
•Where'd you get the coconuts? Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
•A pair of all-natural, 100% plastic coconut shells stamped with the Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme logo.
•Perfect for shaking up and rolling dice.
•It goes without saying that using them to make cloppity-clop noises to simulate the sound of equine travel is right out.
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